A boy, two gorillas, and a rock
“Dad, when I was in heaven I watched a movie about a red gorilla.
No, maybe it was a dream.
Actually it was a white gorilla.
Well, the red gorilla was fighting the white gorilla.”
“What were they fighting about?”, asked Dad.
“They were fighting about the rock,” said the boy.
“Why were they fighting about the rock?” asked Dad.
“Because they had killed the rock and they both wanted to eat it for dinner.”